Daniella: Mummy, I am awake!! Good morning mummy. Are you awake???
Me: (kept quiet and pretending to be asleep just so I round up my planning and goal setting for the day).
Daniella: Mummyyyyyyyyy good morning. Answer me. Is Aunty Ify coming today???? Are we going to fellowship?
Me: good morning Daniella. How are you today? Did you sleep well? Come over to my room let’s pray.
Daniella: I have prayed with my babies. Give me two minutes and I will come and pray with you. My babies peed* on the bed, I want to clean them.
Me: OK you can take more time. (I needed few more minutes all by myself).
Daniella: I am here. (We prayed) Me: (went up to the kitchen to pack garbage and take out). Mummy, can I help you?
Me: I am just getting things ready. I will cook ukwa and ọkpa. When we return from the fellowship we cook OK?
Daniella: you cook every day? You like to cook. I want a hot chocolate drink, I didn’t take it last night.
Me: it’s quite early OK? We have teeth to brush and a house to sweep and clean and tidy before breakfast.
Daniella: I am going to make it. Me: don’t try that. (Voice raised a little).
Daniella: don’t raise your voice Mummy. You promised yesterday. This Mummy likes to shout. I will tell Aunty Ify and Sista Chisom. They will laugh at you. Mummy, I want to eat Ọkpa. Hot one.
Me: hahahahaha a!!! It’s too early. See the time. I can’t cook now. I am not in the mood at all.
Daniella: Mummy, I want to eat so I can give my babies breasts.
Me: Hahahahahahahaaa now Daniella come and take hot chocolate and a slice of bread and let me have peace. Breast-feeding indeed. Chineke biko, today is Saturday ooooooo. All-day with Daniella, Amen I will not shout.
Gozie, come here and pack all the garbage. Kaiiiiii, ụmụnne na ụmụnna, this is a sign of how my day will be. Interrogation and demands. Chimmmmm!!! 5.45 am I made the hot chocolate for her and gave her bread and sardine. I ended up with two slices of bread and sardine too. Yes na. I couldn’t resist the sardine aroma. So we’re here eating before 6 am. Errrrmmmmm, I am with a bottle of water and she with sugar chocolate drink. And it’s oat bread maka ndị diet advice.
Mama Danny wants to breastfeed her babies please.
Hahahahahha! She’s so funny. Thank you so much for reading and leaving a comment.