Daniella: mom please I want to change my job. I want to be an animal doctor.
Me: I will soon stop you from watching animal channel. Animal doctor with onye? Biko stick with being a nurse nu.
Daniella: . You’re a lawyer mom? I don’t like that!
Me: why? Inukwa?
Daniella: lawyers send people to jail. You should bring people out of jail ok? I don’t want anyone in jail again.
Me: Daniella biko kene. It’s Judges that send people to jail. Well, they are kinda lawyers too.
Daniella: you change your job ok? Not to be on your desk and typing and ‘doing’ meeting everyday.
Me: ok I will become a Pastor.
Daniella: you’re a Pastor. You preach well and you pray all the time. You always pray in your room. . You like to pray oooooo. Mom, why do you like to pray?
Me: that’s how I talk to God. I have peace of mind when I pray. You, don’t you also pray? You pray all the time too. On your outreach you will pray and preach, or you changed your mind?
Daniella: no mom, I will do that. But I want to work. I will start work on Monday so I save money to buy things for the children of widows in Enugu. What will they like? Mac and cheese, burger, French fries and maybe chocolate drink? Mom, are you sleeping?
Me: nnaaaa, this gist don get as e be. Someone just sent you money for your outreach. She sent me a message.
Daniella: God bless her. Tell her I said I will pray for her by 9 O’clock. God must give her big money and many children. God will bless her dad.
Me: she’s got no dad. Her dad is late.
Daniella: ok tell her I will find a husband for her mom so she can have a dad ok? Ok mom? Are you sleeping? Mom, don’t sleep on me. It’s me Daniella. Wake up and take care of your grandson. Mom! Mom! Mom!
Me: (I pretended to be snoring and she left me and went back upstairs).