Daniella: mom, are you fine? Are you happy?
Me: I am not, my room is hot and my AC isn’t able to be fixed.
Daniella: mom!!! What are you gonna do?
Me: I will have to pack in to your room till I replace my AC.
Daniella: and when will you replace your AC?
Me: as soon as I raise the huge cash for a brand new one.
Daniella: what? I now have two extra children and myself. This room can’t take us all in. Mom, you have a lot of cash, please buy it today OK? Daniella likes her privacy and my children are all boys and need space!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Space kwa? OK then, let me use the money for your flight ticket to NY and get a new AC.
Daniella: oh mom! Mother! Motherrrr! That was a prank! Please move to my room OK? Come and take your own space and you can stay for as long as you want.
Me: Cunny man die na Cunny man go bury am.
Daniella: what did you just say? Mother??
Daniella: you will bury a man? Mother?
Me: (moving into the room to sleep in her well air conditioned room before she changes her old soul mind.)
Daniella: mother, can I take coconut and pineapple juice from your fridge? Can I also take one bottle of smoothie?
Me: yes mama m amd that’s the rent.