Daniella: Hi Mom, I want to tell you something.
Me: Busky, what do you want to tell me?
Daniella: I want a monkey. I like monkeys. Get me one.
Me: in this house or where will it live?
Daniella: in my room.
Me: Is it as pet or what
Daniella: yes and to eat banana and climb the tree in front of the house.
Me: let me think about this.
Daniella: you don’t like monkeys? See your face. Mummy you’re something else.
Me: mbaooooooo, I am not something else, I am nwa Sammy, your mother, Marco Polo. Biko wear your boots and grab your bag.
Daniella: please I want banana in my lunch pack.
Me: gini? O kwa icholu nwa enwe to be eating banana mu na Aunty buy with our hard earned money? Biko kpachalu anya maka soon ichoba Ululu.
Daniella: (collects one banana) thank you Mummy. You’re so funny. I love you ok?
Me: mu onwe m love kwara giooooooooo. Inukwa Goz buying nwa enwe. Chineke biko thank you for the gift of Daniella as a child.
Daniella: Amen. The bus is here, bye Mummy.
Me: byeeeeee, I love youuuuuu.