Daniella: is the ukwa ready?
Daniella: I want to help you.
Me: it’s ok, stay back in the parlor and watch your cartoon, Ukwa is our dinner.
Daniella: ohhh mummy I want Burger King.
Me: Burger onyedu? Biko plain ukwa and mmili ukwa for dinner. Inukwa Burger King. I promised you one more visit this weekend.
Daniella: today is not school so it’s weekend..
Me: nwaa biko rapu m aka before I add sugar to the ukwa. Why do you like to argue?
Daniella: you’re a great mom because you care for us, you serve us and you take care of us and you help me clean my bum bum and help me scrub my back and my neck and you dress me up for school and Sunday and daycare and that’s why, if not you’re not gonna be a supper mummy. But you’re a good mom and you help out.
Me: Ok, thank you.
Daniella: is the Ukwa ready?
Me: not yet, and even if it’s ready mama it’s not dinner time yet. You’re getting 60 gram of Ukwa, we must all slim down.
Daniella: yes, my doctor said I eat too much.
Me: ok let me check the ukwa.
Daniella: ok soup mama, make it sweet ok? Good mummy.
Ok soup Mama I want to eat sweet Ukwa too. My doctor said I should eat ukwa!
Lol. She’s something else.