Daniella: mom, I wanna be a baby-sitter.
Me: that’s not a bad idea, so tell me more about it please. What does a baby-sitter do?
Daniella: I bathe the baby to go to sleep, I read a story for the baby, clean the mats, change the baby diapers, play with the baby and take care of the baby.
Me: so how will you get this baby you will baby-sit?
Daniella: from your stomach. You marry, you get pregnant and have the baby. You must have a husband, that’s the only way to get pregnant. You must have a husband mommy.
Daniella: I need to find you a husband before you get pregnant. I am going to find my mom a husband and I will buy the husband a car so he won’t die. I want my mom to have a husband that will not die.
Ify: then pray so God can grant your prayer request of finding your mom a husband.
Daniella: no, I have a better idea. I know how to find her a husband. She needs a husband so she can go out and take me out with her husband. And have a baby brother for me. I am good baby sister. Ok, I am gonna call God! I will call God to come to Queens to take this corona virus out.
Ify: we have moved to another topic?
Me: from one topic to another.
Daniella: do you know this corona virus is in the news and a lot of people died?
Me: Don’t worry, God will remove the virus ok?
This conversation left me laughing out loud!! She always complains about my always being home. Now she’s put it in another perspective! Husband!!