Daniella the matchmaker!

by Aug 1, 2020

Daniella: mom, I wanna be a baby-sitter.

Me: that’s not a bad idea, so tell me more about it please. What does a baby-sitter do?

Daniella: I bathe the baby to go to sleep, I read a story for the baby, clean the mats, change the baby diapers, play with the baby and take care of the baby.

Me: so how will you get this baby you will baby-sit?

Daniella: from your stomach. You marry, you get pregnant and have the baby. You must have a husband, that’s the only way to get pregnant. You must have a husband mommy.

Me: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Daniella: I need to find you a husband before you get pregnant. I am going to find my mom a husband and I will buy the husband a car so he won’t die. I want my mom to have a husband that will not die.

Ify: then pray so God can grant your prayer request of finding your mom a husband.

Daniella: no, I have a better idea. I know how to find her a husband. She needs a husband so she can go out and take me out with her husband. And have a baby brother for me. I am good baby sister. Ok, I am gonna call God! I will call God to come to Queens to take this corona virus out.

Ify: we have moved to another topic? 😂😂😂😂😂

Me: from one topic to another. 😂😂😂😂😂

Daniella: do you know this corona virus is in the news and a lot of people died?

Me: Don’t worry, God will remove the virus ok?

This conversation left me laughing out loud!! She always complains about my always being home. Now she’s put it in another perspective! Husband!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 Comment

  1. Ify

    I laughed hard. Especially at calling God to take away corona. And who said she changed the topic? She didn’t o. It is only when God takes corona virus away that she will be able to actualize her goal of finding a husband that will not die for mummy. Very brilliant child

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